matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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