I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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