shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Apparently you make a good broom.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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