do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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