you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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