You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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