I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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