physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is it penis luge time yet?
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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