I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She bit a glass in half.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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