So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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