seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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