super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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