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just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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