How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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