Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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