I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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