I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
