are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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