I just saw a hot homeless man
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
a search helicopter?!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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