whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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