super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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