I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
PANTIES FOUND
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
