even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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