Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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