took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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