i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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