We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
