Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You don't make any sense
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