he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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This couple is walking their pig around campus
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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