thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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