I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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