fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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