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(703): View more from Virginia

i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?

(1-703): View more from Virginia

yes

(703): View more from Virginia

... don't judge me

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(409): View more from Texas

Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

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His name should be shouldn't

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(631): View more from New York

I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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(817): View more from Texas

Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex

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(707): View more from California

so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.

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