do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
