Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
