I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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