I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
