Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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