I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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