He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
its liver damage thursday
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