Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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