you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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