Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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