I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
operation have a gay friend backfired
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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