from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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