but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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