I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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