let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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