Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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