THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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