Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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