Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
