i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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