sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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