hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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