i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I miss vodka workout Fridays
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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