She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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