This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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